Goblin Gear: Electrons at Epic Prices!
Yo, adventurers! Wanna get yer hands on some uber sick tech? Then dig into Goblin Gear, where we pawn the baddest doodads this side of the slag heap. Our prices might be a little high, but hey, you get what you pay for, right? We got sparkling swords that cut through steel like butter, flasks that brew strength potions in a flash, and even a portal